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                | 2098: St Leonard's, 
                  Streatham, London |  
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              |  Photo: Jeff Warder |  
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                | Mystery 
                  Worshipper: Jezebel's Sister. The church: 
                  St 
                  Leonard's, Streatham, London.
 Denomination: 
                  Church 
                  of England, Diocese 
                  of Southwark.
 The building: 
                  There has been a church on this site for 1000 years, give or 
                  take. It's the oldest building in Streatham. The current structure 
                  dates from 1350, with a major Victorian renovation. Badly damaged 
                  in 1975 by a fire fanned by a strong wind, the chancel bares 
                  its wounds proudly against stark white walls and a modern roof 
                  and galleries. The east window is new and tells the story of 
                  the church over the centuries, but the body of the church is 
                  striking for its plain unadorned whiteness. It's lovely. There 
                  is a nice modern chapel at the back, with glass walls onto the 
                  nave, and a tiny side chapel in the north aisle with a simple 
                  triptych icon of St Leonard and St Laura, the latter being the 
                  untimely-deceased daughter of a former vicar, if I understood 
                  correctly.
 The church: 
                  I think this report demonstrates one huge element of community 
                  involvement, but there are others. It's an inclusive church 
                  with a devotion to Anglican liturgy and music that genuinely 
                  attempts to marry ancient and modern. The congregation span 
                  all generations and many races and set an example that it would 
                  be nice to see some more centrally located churches emulate.
 The neighbourhood: 
                  St Leonard's sits at a busy corner on the London to Brighton 
                  road, across the street from an equally impressive Roman Catholic 
                  church, so from a distance they create a double landmark. Streatham 
                  (pronounced Strettam, colloquially called Saint Reetham) is 
                  five miles south of central London and is registered in the 
                  Domesday Book. It used to be well out in the Surrey countryside, 
                  but today it is deep south London (i.e., not the posh part). 
                  Streatham suffers from the south London curse of being off the 
                  Underground map, so it doesn’t get a lot of tourists, but there 
                  are three overground rail stations, and the coming of the railways 
                  caused a massive population boom in the 19th century, and for 
                  a while St Leonard's was actually a fashionable house of worship. 
                  Streatham is now a multicultural community, and that is an understatement. 
                  The church sits at the bottom of a very long hill leading down 
                  from Brixton towards Croydon. The shops and pubs and restaurants 
                  that line both sides of the road in both directions are mostly 
                  small businesses, with only a few of the predictable chains, 
                  and none of the ones that don't move in until the neighbourhood 
                  is gentrified. However, they are all in business – I didn't 
                  notice any boarded-up shops. Germane to this report is the fact 
                  that there are two major prisons nearby (Brixton and Wandsworth) 
                  and that places the church in the catchment area for the recently 
                  released.
 The cast: 
                  The Revd Mandy Hodgson, rector, celebrated. Dame Anne Owers, 
                  Her Majesty's Chief Inspector of Prisons, preached. There were 
                  also three assistant priests and a considerable altar party 
                  of acolytes and servers, but I'm afraid these must remain nameless.
 The date & time: 
                  Saturday, 6 November 2010, 7.30pm.
 
 What was the name of the service?
 St Leonard's Day Eucharist 2010 – the church's patronal festival service.
 
 How full was the building?
 Respectably full. There were probably as many empty seats as 
                  full ones, but the people were scattered so there were no huge 
                  gaps, at least in the central aisles. I would estimate about 
                  70 in the congregation, with another 20 or so comprising the 
                  choir and altar party.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 Yes, indeed, but not just to the service. St Leonard is the 
                  patron saint of prisoners, and the church used the occasion 
                  of its patronal festival this year to showcase organisations 
                  working locally and nationally with prisoners and ex-prisoners 
                  and for penal reform. Several of these groups had tables at 
                  the back of the church for an hour before the service, and they 
                  were all very ready to welcome visitors.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 There are no pews  possibly lost in the fire in 1975  
                  and the linked upholstered chairs, in a sad shade of beige, 
                  looked as if they dated from the morning after. Any padding 
                  they may have contained has been compressed over the years, 
                  and I didn't see one that wasn't in dire need of deep cleaning 
                  or reupholstering. They were still fit for purpose and comfortable 
                  enough, but they just made the place look unnecessarily dingy. 
                  There were hooks on the backs of the chairs, but no kneelers, 
                  so no kneeling was done although it was indicated in the service 
                  sheet.
 
 How would you describe 
                  the pre-service atmosphere?
 The church was busy, with everyone milling round the prison 
                  groups' displays. Gradually, as the service time approached 
                  and vested people started moving things around, the people took 
                  to their seats and a woman went around ensuring everyone had 
                  service sheets.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 "Good evening and welcome." This was the signal to get people 
                  to sit down. Then: "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, 
                  and of the Holy Spirit. Amen."
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 There was an order of service specific to the evening, which included a few pages at the front with contact details for all the prison relief organisations taking part in the evening, as well as some that weren't represented, such as the two local actual prisons.
 
 What musical instruments were played?
 Organ. According to the website, the present two-manual, tracker-action organ was built by JW Walker & Sons and installed at the west end of the gallery in 1979, the previous Walker organ having been destroyed in the 1975 fire. According to one of the assistant priests, this was one of the fortunate results of the fire. There was also a 10-strong mixed choir.
 
 Did anything distract you?
 There was a motion-sensitive light outside one of the windows 
                  on the south side that flashed on and off randomly, as the churchyard 
                  is a well-used local shortcut.
 
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, 
                  happy clappy, or what?
 The high side of the middle of the road. The service was formal 
                  but warm and engaging, with enthusiastic singing. The very first 
                  thing that happened, during the processional hymn, was the censing 
                  of an icon of St Leonard in a side chapel. There was lots of 
                  incense, and an abundance of vested clergy and robed servers. 
                  The celebrant wore a simple, elegant gold chasuble with a red 
                  lining, while two of the assistant priests wore glorious gold 
                  copes.
 
 Exactly how long was the 
                  sermon?
 13 minutes. The sermon was a continuation of the tradition known 
                  as the Howland sermon. Elizabeth Howland (d. 1719), whose memorial 
                  to her husband dominates the church porch, bequeathed a sum 
                  of money for a sermon to be preached annually.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, how 
                  good was the preacher?
 9  Dame Anne was very interesting; she spoke clearly, 
                  knows her subject, and had a strong message. Drawing on her 
                  decade of experience as Chief Inspector of Prisons, she drove 
                  her points home with a voice of authority.
 
 In a nutshell, what was 
                  the sermon about?
 In a nutshell, our prisons are a mirror of society at large. 
                  They reflect in their populations our collective issues of family 
                  breakdown, isolation, mental health problems, inequality, and 
                  so on. We need to sort out these problems in the society outside 
                  the prison walls in order to solve and ideally prevent the same 
                  problems inside. Prisoners are the ultimate outsiders in our 
                  society, often before they get locked up. We lock them up out 
                  of sight because we are disturbed and challenged by outsiders. 
                  Even prison officers are not given the same respect as other 
                  public service professionals such as teachers, nurses and the 
                  police. Women in prison often say that the first time they ever 
                  got access to the help they needed was inside, and young people 
                  in prison especially experience life in a parallel universe. 
                  At the time of judgement, we will be called to account for what 
                  we have failed to do to support those members of society who 
                  needed food and drink, clothing, shelter and companionship.
 
 Which part of the service 
                  was like being in heaven?
 I really respected that they had used the occasion of their 
                  patronal festival to invite in so many charities and voluntary 
                  groups who work in the area, and that those people stayed for 
                  the service and participated. It was a living demonstration 
                  of a church that is truly striving to engage, and a community 
                  that appreciates that engagement. And a fun moment came at the 
                  end of the service, when the rector presented the preacher with 
                  a bunch of flowers. She explained that the original bequest 
                  for the annual Howland sermon was for a payment of 40 shillings 
                  for the guest speaker, but that only translates to two pounds 
                  in today's money, so she thought a bouquet would be more appropriate!
 
 And which part was like 
                  being in... er... the other place?
 I don't mind a light, bright sunny church, but this was a late 
                  autumn evening, and there were literally dozens of very bright 
                  spotlights, giving rather the atmosphere of a fast-food outlet 
                  at night. Dimming the lights and reupholstering the chairs would 
                  do a lot for the aesthetics of the church, in my opinion.
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 During the organ postlude, a convoy of people moved in and loaded 
                  a table with wine and soft drinks and various trays and plates 
                  of savoury treats. The prison charities went back to their tables 
                  and continued to explain their work to people, drinks in hand, 
                  while children circulated with trays of cheese straws and savoury 
                  nibbles. It was very convivial, and a couple of people initiated 
                  conversations with me outside of that context as well. It felt 
                  very welcoming.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 This was a festal service, so there was a feast. Wine and juice 
                  and nibbles. I don't know what the normal Sunday fare would 
                  be, but I am sure it would exist and the sense of conviviality 
                  would prevail.
 
 How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 8  I enjoyed the evening and the people I met. By the natural light of day, it would suit me very well.
 
 Did the service make you 
                  feel glad to be a Christian?
 Yes, it did. The theme of the evening was printed alongside 
                  an image on the service sheet of a prisoner in chains: "I was 
                  a prisoner and..." It was wonderful to see so many doing so 
                  much to live the message of Matthew 25:31-46  "Whatever 
                  you did for one of the least of these..." Several of the 
                  charities had materials featuring testimonials from the prisoners 
                  and ex-prisoners whose lives had been changed through the charities' 
                  ministries – in practical, not evangelical ways.
 
 What one thing will you 
                  remember about all this in seven days' time?
 The prisoners' testimonials. St Leonard would have been pleased.
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