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                | 1881: St George's, 
                  Laguna Hills, California, USA |  
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                | Mystery Worshipper: 
                  Zimmy. The church: 
                  St George's, 
                  Laguna Hills, California, USA.
 Denomination: 
                  The Episcopal Church, Diocese 
                  of Los Angeles.
 he building: 
                  An imposing mission style complex dating from the late 1960s, 
                  of which the church is only one component, sitting stylishly 
                  back from a busy street near (and visible from) the frenetically 
                  busy Interstate 5, also known as the San Diego Freeway.
 The church: 
                  This congregation has existed from the late 1880s. They place 
                  a special emphasis on youth, sponsoring St George's Academy 
                  for pre-school and kindergarten, and the Pathway School for 
                  elementary and secondary students. They also sponsor several 
                  health ministries and support Habitat for Humanity, which helps 
                  to provide affordable housing for the working poor. There are 
                  two celebrations of the eucharist each Sunday, the earlier service 
                  following Rite I and the later service Rite II (described on 
                  their website as including "all the pomp and majesty of 
                  the best we can offer to God)".
 The neighborhood: 
                  Laguna Hills is in Orange County, southeast of Los Angeles, 
                  at the intersection of Interstates 5 and 405 (known as the El 
                  Toro "Y"). During the late 19th and early 20th centuries, 
                  the region was dominated by a small number of wealthy landowners 
                  who raised oranges, avocados, strawberries and other fruit on 
                  huge plantations. One such landowner, Walter Knott, had heard 
                  tales of a hybrid berry produced by crossing a raspberry, blackberry 
                  and loganberry. Exploring a deserted farm, he discovered a vine 
                  that bore the hybrid. Calling his find the boysenberry, after 
                  the farm's original owner, Knott cultivated the berry and sold 
                  it at a roadside stand – an enterprise that eventually 
                  grew into the theme park known as Knott's Berry Farm. Agriculture 
                  in Orange County declined after World War II, and the plantations 
                  were subdivided into housing tracts. Today Orange County consists 
                  primarily of upscale residential communities interspersed with 
                  large shopping malls. The sprawling retirement community known 
                  as Leisure World (which wags refer to as Seizure World) is a 
                  dominant feature of the region. St George's Church is located 
                  in a leafy, middle or perhaps upper-middle socio-economic community 
                  where the streets are wide, leaves are green, and (judging by 
                  car park capacities) churches are not numerically challenged.
 The cast: 
                  The Revd Norman Freeman, rector, was the celebrant and preacher, 
                  assisted by a plethora of individuals and families. A pianist 
                  par excellence and a handbell choir played significant parts 
                  in the service.
 The date & time: 
                  October 25, 2009, 10.00am.
 
 What was the name of the service?
 Holy Eucharist, Rite II.
 
 How full was the building?
 Probably three-quarters full, with a delightful mix of age groups, 
                  except I thought that teenagers and young adults were under-represented. 
                  All other ages were plentifully abundant. There were about 160 
                  people present altogether.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 I arrived a bit too early, but once someone was on deck, I was 
                  quite formally but pleasantly welcomed in the narthex. I found 
                  my own way to a pew.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 I've rarely sat in a pew so comfortable. Not cozy fall-to-sleep 
                  comfortable, but welcome-and-let's-do-this-well comfortable. 
                  Hats off to the craftsmen!
 
 How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
 The pew bulletin notes, "We observe a 15 minute period 
                  before each service for prayer and meditation." In fact, 
                  what happened was that the handbell choir rehearsed (a performance 
                  to die for!). This segued into silence, which in turn segued 
                  into a magnificent prelude.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 "Good morning and welcome."
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 Every redwood tree in California must tremble in fear of its 
                  life each time St George's puts out an order of service. The 
                  service booklet consisted of 20 very large and beautifully presented 
                  sheets of paper. Everything we needed was included, and more.
 
 What musical instruments 
                  were played?
 This is a faith community of musical excellence. Father Freeman 
                  took a master of music degree from the Juilliard School of Music 
                  and is a highly accomplished jazz musician (so the website tells 
                  us), and so music plays an important role at St George's. The 
                  piano, organ and handbell choir were the primary music sources. 
                  We're not talking grandpa with wobbly fingers here: from the 
                  Variations on Amazing Grace onward, this was broadcast 
                  quality!
 
 Did anything distract 
                  you?
 One of the candles kept doing its obligatory fluttering and 
                  threatening to go out – or did it actually go out? Also, 
                  it seemed to me that the traditional epistle and gospel sides 
                  had been reversed. And during the children's sermon, two of 
                  the little ones at Father Norman's feet amused themselves with 
                  a game of rock, paper, scissors – not everyone was as 
                  enthralled with his sermon as this Mystery Worshipper, I guess.
 
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
 This was a glorious interfusion of the best of formal high-side 
                  of middle Anglican liturgical tradition (gospel procession but 
                  no bells or smells) with family-friendly atmosphere. Only the 
                  hymnody dumbed down the traditions. The happy-clappy spiritual 
                  "This Little Light of Mine" struggles to work on a church organ 
                  with all the stops out.
 
 Exactly how long was the sermon?
 10 minutes.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
 9  A polished sermon from a preacher who crafts his art. 
                  It was pitched for young families and incorporated a brilliant 
                  enactment of trust and visual blindness. The rapport between 
                  Father Norman and the children was clearly well established 
                  and a joy to behold. The children's component segued (that word 
                  again) seamlessly into the adult component.
 
 In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
 Do people ever recognize life while they live it? Do we ever 
                  seem to have time to look at one another? Carpe diem! (without 
                  the big words). Like blind Bartimaeus, whom Jesus healed, we 
                  need to have our eyes opened. (And here, of course, was the 
                  Christological rub I hoped for.) Jesus opens eyes!
 
 Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
 The handbell choir. Oh my goodness, they were a delight – and 
                  their sheer joy in their art, both rehearsing and in the liturgy, 
                  was utterly joy-infectious.
 
 And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
 Parents seemed to be incessantly popping up with cameras to 
                  take photos of their little darlings. Why? Was this a special 
                  service? And why, oh why, did the crucifer need to wear white 
                  gloves? Would human hands uncovered defile the sacred cross, 
                  or vice versa? And then there was the BMW Z4 parked in the "Clergy 
                  Only" parking spot. (Did I say that Orange County is upscale?)
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 Father Norman noticed I was a visitor, but instead of bidding 
                  me welcome and pointing me toward coffee, he actually said, 
                  "Bon voyage." But I hung. And hung. Finally I sidled 
                  up to a lady and asked where coffee was being served. She turned 
                  me in the right direction but then was gone in the blink of 
                  an eye! In the hall, those who stayed were enjoying coffee at 
                  their tables, but made no room for a stranger.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 Ghastly. Sort of wet and brown and watery coffee-like substance. 
                  I am sure that no coffee bean, fair trade or otherwise, sacrificed 
                  its life for it.
 
 How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 6  Perhaps, as the cameras suggested, this was a special 
                  service, and therefore a stranger went unnoticed. If not, then 
                  this church has, for all the spit and polish, some serious issues 
                  about welcoming. I felt invisible.
 
 Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
 Absolutely. But the after-mass function left a bitter taste 
                  – and not just the coffee.
 
 What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 The concentration and joy on the faces of the handbell choir.
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