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1374: St James Memorial, Orbost, Victoria, Australia
Mystery Worshipper: Pheeno.
The church: St James Memorial, Orbost, Victoria, Australia.
Denomination: Anglican Church of Australia.
The building: Completed in 1928 as a memorial to soldiers in World
War I, this is a typical Anglican stone church sitting on a corner lot surrounded
by a fence. There is a tower but they never got around to building the spire;
instead, a tall flagpole tops it off. The interior is plain with a few stained
glass windows commemorating the area's war dead. Two in particular, one
depicting St Martin of Tours and the other the Ascension, captivated our
attention.
The church: St James is one of many churches all located along the
same street. They make their parish hall available for hire by local groups.
The neighbourhood: Orbost is a small town on the river flats of the
Snowy Mountains in the Gippsland region of Australia, where snow fields,
rain forests, beaches and farmland make for a diversity not seen elsewhere.
The rich river flats sustain agriculture, particularly vegetables, beef
and dairy cattle, alongside the timber industry. No fewer than 27 sawmills
are in operation here. If you stay in Orbost for a few hours you will quickly
realise how important timber is to the region's economy, as huge timber
trucks pass through the town centre on their way to the mills. Sadly, the
region currently suffers from drought.
The cast: The Rev. Jim Reeves.
The date & time: 31 December 2006, 9.30am.
What was the name of the service?
Holy Eucharist.
How full was the building?
About a third full – in good Anglican tradition most people sat up the
back.
Did anyone welcome you personally?
It was most impressive to be greeted with a smile and a hello before we
had got out of the car. As we walked up the street footpath, we were cheerily
greeted from someone in the church grounds with a big smile and wave. Mind
you, none of the congregation actually asked us our names or gave theirs
to us. However, they were most pleasant in every other way.
Was your pew comfortable?
The pews were made of blackwood – a beautiful timber – and were
actually reasonably comfortable. But as a memorial to World War I, they
reminded us of trenches. They were big, wide and deep, with plenty of space
between them. When we first sat down, we found ourselves peering over the
tops. We got a friendly wave from someone in a "trench" further
forward, somewhat like a flag in the distance. No problem for people who
are long sighted, because the book rests were a good arm's length away.
How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
As we got to the front door, the Uniting Church across the road was in full
and wonderful voice. Inside, we snuggled down into our trench accompanied
by soft organ music. Other people entered quietly, but it was hard to tell
what was going on due to the depth and height of the trench, sorry I mean
pew.
What were the exact opening words of the
service?
"Welcome to St James. My grandson has arrived, so we can begin."
What books did the congregation use during the
service?
Prayer Book, Australian Hymn Book, pew sheet with the
readings on it.
What musical instruments were played?
Organ.
Did anything distract you?
The priest's grandson ran round about the place until someone finally retrieved
him from the sanctuary. As he was being carried off, he gave the congregation
a very cute little wave. But that was nothing compared to the singing of
one particular individual (see the hellish bits below). No wonder there
was a three pew gap around the person.
Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
This was a straightforward middle-of-the-road Anglican service. No one got
overly exuberant, and the hymns were good but traditional.
Exactly how long was the sermon?
10 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
5 Not bad, but not remarkable either, until toward the end, when
he issued us a great challenge.
In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
Father Reeves spoke about Jesus and his relationship to his family and cultural
context. We are challenged to be a part of Jesus' family and to live appropriately,
and to look at our own family relationships.
Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
We lost ourselves gazing at the stained glass windows. A particularly touching
moment occured during the second hymn, when the priest quietly went to the
back of the church to fetch a large print hymn book for someone having trouble
reading the standard book.
And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
The horrendous singing from one individual. He was bellowing out an approximation
of the tunes with gusto and obvious enjoyment. We only hope that some angel
sorted the notes out before they reached heaven! The initial shock of it
made us think that we should have gone to the Uniting Church for the singing.
What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
We didn't have time to look lost. Several people had noticed our interest
in the windows and were quick to give us a brief history of them. Following
that, they told us where refreshments were to be found.
How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
The coffee was dreadful, cheap and nasty, served in ordinary mugs. However,
the food was really good – nothing like country home style cakes, sandwiches,
and biscuits with chocolate. Most of the congregation sat around a table
in the hall and chatted.
How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
6 Orbost is a long way from home, but if we could move the church closer we would. It was generally nice.
Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
It was a comforting service. It didn't make us feel on fire, but didn't drag us down either.
What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
The bellowed singing.
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