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1300: El Sagrario, Granada, Spain
Mystery Worshipper: Leo.
The church: El Sagrario, Granada, Spain.
Denomination: Roman Catholic.
The building: One of a group of buildings forming the cathedral complex
on the site of the former Grand Mosque, El Sagrario is flanked by the cathedral
on its left and the royal chapel behind. The church we see today is the
1704 reconstruction, in the form of a Greek cross. Inside is a large baroque
altarpiece in front of which is a small glass altar table. There is also
a white marble baptismal font and several Renaissance paintings.
The church: The congregation seemed to me to be a transient group
who don't relate to each other but just come to "consume" the
eucharist and then go away again.
The neighbourhood: This is the main tourist spot in the city and
it's hard to get past gypsies selling "lucky heather".
The cast: Just a celebrant in white vestments and an open necked
shirt under his alb. I couldn't find out his name. There were no lay people
to read lessons, nor were there any altar servers.
The date & time: 28 May 2006, 11.30am.
What was the name of the service?
Misa (Mass).
How full was the building?
There were 53 people when the service started but that number rose to 87 by the gospel.
Did anyone welcome you personally?
No, but I was kept out of another service by a man with a truncheon – see
below!
Was your pew comfortable?
Yes.
How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
There were a lot of tourists milling around, talking.
What were the exact opening words of the
service?
I don't speak Spanish, but (given that people crossed themselves) I assume
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
Amen."
What books did the congregation use during the
service?
None.
What musical instruments were played?
"Piped" organ music was played before the service and during the
eucharistic prayer.
Did anything distract you?
Many things, but the main distraction was my own anger! I fancied a full-on,
emotional, incense-laden high mass at the cathedral, which I expected the
Spanish to do well. But I had arrived from the airport the night before
to discover that the cathedral's mass times are not displayed outside. (Visiting
times are prominently displayed everywhere, and I can't help feeling that
they regard the income from tourists as more important than worship.) A
cathedral official who spoke some English told me that the main mass was
at 10.30, but when I got there a man in a uniform carrying a truncheon wouldn't
let me in! So I wandered next door to El Sagrario and found this mass.
Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
I can only describe it as casual. The mass was rushed and everyone looked
bored. It only took 10 minutes to gabble through the preparation and the
three readings, and the whole service was over in a mere 37 minutes. As
the collection was being taken up, the celebrant didn't wait but rather
went right on with the eucharistic prayer. The collection was still being
taken up as the words of institution were recited. I have seen this before
in continental Catholic churches and cannot understand why, given what Catholics
believe is happening at this climactic point, they allow it. One friend
suggested that maybe that was the way the Spanish like their religion, but
that does not make sense given the great emotional processions they have
on big festivals. Another suggested that they have a shortage of priests
and that this guy might have been on his third mass in so many hours.
Exactly how long was the sermon?
10 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
1 He read it, hurriedly, without looking up once. He then mumbled
the opening words of the creed before anyone had time to digest the sermon
or even to rise to their feet.
In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
It was the Sunday after Ascension Day and I could make out the words "Ascension"
and "Sacrament", and so I guess he was saying that the ascended
Lord may have left us in his physical body but he is present with us in
the Blessed Sacrament.
Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
None of it. I wish I hadn't gone.
And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
Receiving communion. I probably should have stayed in my seat because a)
I am Anglican and b) the whole experience had put me in such a bad mood.
Then again, I think we should come to God in honesty.
What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
Nothing people dashed out immediately before the dismissal, even before
the priest had left the altar. Can't say I blame them.
How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
There was none.
How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
1 I wouldn't go if it was the only church within miles. I chose to
miss church the following Sunday even though it was Pentecost Sunday.
Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
No. I'll bet the Grand Mosque put on better services in its day.
What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
The man with the truncheon.
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