THE VIRTUAL SEE OF REV. GERALD AMBULANCE This week we praise the Lord for the overthrow of one of the most dangerous and evil men in the world, the third front of the infamous 'triangle of evil'. Bin Laden is run to ground, Saddam is deposed, and now Canon Jeffrey John, the 'Satan of Southwark', has been cast out. Read on. Ever feel God was calling you to be the first man (or woman these days!) to lead worship in an inflatable church? Well, you were wrong, suckers. He chose me. Whom else? Read reports of this era-defining event from the BBC, the Wibsite, and even me Rev. Gerald.   Have you unburdened your spirit before the throne of Gerald? Bring your personal problems to me for confidential, unshockable and authoritative answers. Or just read my confidential, unshockable and authoritative answers to others. This just in: asphyxiating for Jesus. Come to St Ursula's   The time is upon us! The hour is at hand! The day that our fathers and our fathers' fathers (not forgetting the ladies!) awaited, is now come! Finally My Ministry Manual has been published. This mighty work tells you everything you need to know to become an international superchristian celebrity. From writing worship hits to naturist outreach, including a tongues phrasebook. To buy the book, or - for those of little faith - to read extracts first, click here, and to read a review, click here. "It's better than the Bible! Much better." - Archbishop Rowan Williams*  * The proximity between the Archbishop's name and the words in quotation marks should not be taken to imply that he necessarily 'said' those words, in any literal historical sense.    Guidance page | Hark the Gerald | Ministryoscope | Rev. who? Top | SOF Home © Rev. Gerald Ambulance 2002