MEET THE REV. Beatitudinous outpourings upon you, beloved siblings, yolk-fellows in the egg of Christian love. Welcome to the most Christ-filled corner of the worldly wide web. I am the minister of St Ursula's High Pentecostal-Reformed Church in Lewisham, and an international superChristian. You know me as a hard-hitting but entertaining preacher at the annual Exegesis for the Common Man festival. You might also know me as the writer of such anointed worship songs as: • 'O God You're Really Lord' •' Tell Me The Good Old Story (About Who's Not Going To Glory)', and • 'I Wanna Be a Jehovah Pavlova (The Justified Desserts Song)'. Others will know me as the writer of countless soul-saving tracts like: • Will You Be Sky-walking when Jesus Strikes Back?, • How to Avoid Eye Contact During the Grace, and • Demons Knifing Your Eyeballs and Boiling Your Groin for All Eternity, or Sunday Morning at Your Local High Pentecostal-Reformed Church? The Choice is Yours. You might also know me as archsteward of RGA Ministries, equipping the people of God with everything needful for the spiritual life, from Holy Martyrs Burn Again Candles to the Leviticus Theme Park. My Ministry Manual will tell you everything you need to know to become an international superchristian celebrity. Top | Rev. Gerald Home | SOF Home © Rev. Gerald Ambulance 2002