My Ministry Manual

You too can be an international soulsaving superchristian!

At last, a handbook for anointed ministers and spiritual celebrities. Learn from my years of humble service and miraculous triumph, and follow me in mighty paths of blessing.

Find out how to:

 

  • Write worship songs as inspired as "O God you're really Lord"
  • Keep a hold of your flock with incense addiction
  • Preach hilarious sermons on the boring bits of the Bible
  • Do hit and run baptisms
  • Combine exotic beach missions with naturist outreach
  • Deal with over-enthusiastic and under-clever laity
  • Bluff your way in tongues

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