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              | 61: Mormon doorknocker | 
             
            
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              OK, it looks like something a mafioso might wear  or something your family planning adviser might suggest  but be not afraid! Allow the Doorknocker Company to introduce this Mormon gadget: "Knocking doors all day makes for sore knuckles. Many missionaries will tell you they carried a stone, golf ball or coin to knock doors. But the Missionary DoorKnocker helps to stop the long months of knuckle pounding" (and no, that's not a euphemism). 
                   
                For as little as $6, you can own your very own DoorKnocker, and apparently you can even make it a family tradition and pass it on to your kids when they too become Mormon missionaries. DoorKnockers come in Brass or Silver Aluminum along with a velvet carrying pouch. | 
             
            
            
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            | Gadgets for Papa Ratzi | 
           
          
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            | Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets. | 
           
          
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