The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   104: Light-up musical Jesus Revolt your friends for just $15.95 with the Light Up Musical Jesus... an object which comes dangerously close to giving kitsch a bad name. Looking like a bloated, drowned corpse floating amid ugly plastic flowers and lace, this Jesus is without a doubt the whitest Jesus we've ever seen. According to the sales blurb, Light Up Musical Jesus "glows and flashes hypnotically" (seizure-inducingly?) to the rockin' tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing". Surely the inspiration for this was an LSD flashback. Manufacturer, if you're reading this, you can find the help you desperately need through long-term therapy and medication. Seek help now. "Thanks", Karen L. Ford, for telling us about this objet d'art.     Gadgets for Papa Ratzi Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.