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257: Holy host dispenser
communion host dispenser

Imagine how much better holy communion would be if you received the wafer from one of these little gizmos! Such an improvement on receiving it by hand from another human being, isn't it? The dispenser is offered by Purity Communion as a "touch-free solution" to the problem of raging epidemics being caused by communion services, which as everyone knows happens all the time.

"Germs and viruses have no reverence for holy communion," says the website –  but what do they know? Any day now, scientists will discover that viruses get down on one knee along with everyone else when the bread and wine are distributed.

Banish warmth and fellowship from the communion rail with the Holy host dispenser!

Just $55.72 (or $313.20 for the 24k gold plated version). Order yours here!

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Thanks to Cynthia Kepler for spotting this gadget

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