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              2009 
                   
                  > Nothing like a journey – Journey has become the answer you can give in church to just about any question, without fear of ever being wrong. (Dec 2009) 
                  > The other end of the telescope – "To us, the problems of life seem immense, but we forget that this isn't how they appear to God. To God, they are no problem!" (Jan 2009) 
               
2008   
                   
                  > The open door – A guided meditation for Advent leads to the local supermarket and some creative reflection on margarine. (Dec 2008) 
                  > The last enemy to be destroyed is bric-a-brac  What sets us apart from the apes is bric-a-brac. (June 2008) 
                 
                            2007 
                     
              > The beach  A guided meditation, for use "in the sort of larger prayer meeting where everyone will treat you with the unquestioning seriousness you deserve." (Oct 2007) 
               
2006 
 
> The waiting room   I thought that I might bless you with another guided meditation which you can use or adapt for your own congregation. (Advent 2006)  
> Aunty nostalgia  Nostalgia, which we might define as "history after a few drinks", is increasingly a feature of our age. (Mar 2006) 
 
2005 
 
> Time's fool  An episode in a graveyard reinforces the vital truth that mortality is the basis of all humour. (Oct 2005)  
> I'm loathin' it  One of the more aggravating features of our age is an absurd degree of self-consciousness on the part of organizations and institutions. (May 2005) 
 
2004 
 
> A time of quiet  I have decided, with a generosity of spirit befitting the season, to furnish you with all you need to lead your own guided meditation for Advent. (Dec 2004) 
> The mild man of Borneo  One of my more rewarding experiences recently was to attend a "self-defence for softies" class, run for clergy (July 2004) 
> First name terms  When God gives us his name, he gives us himself, and we have him; we can etch it on our hearts or nail it to a cross (Feb 2004) 
 
2003 
 
> Neighbours from heaven  The theology of "place" is a rich seam of Christian theology, from the Garden of Eden to the heavenly city in Revelation (July 2003) 
> Six feet under  A life that guffaws forth the news of resurrection is only possible when, like Mary, we have waited long hours by the tomb (Apr 2003) 
> Big enough for the both of us  Worried about becoming a radio-controlled Christian? Blame Aristotle... (Feb 2003) 
 
2002 
 
> A few short questions  I hope the Archbishop of Canterbury-elect has had a brief spell in telesales to prepare him for the wearying trial-by-ticklist he has faced in recent weeks (Nov 2002) 
> Evandalism  To hardened churchgoers, talking of evangelism has a similar effect to that of mentioning a longstanding DIY job at home (Sept 2002) 
> In my power  Some pretend they don't have it while others enjoy it too much... our columnist reflects on power (July 2002) 
> Who soared through the air?  All in all, Ascension Day seemed a day for staying safely indoors and keeping one's pets in a tin box... (May 2002)  
> All steamed up  It was an advertisement using sex to sell kettles that finally convinced me ours was a culture in its death throes... (Mar 2002)  
> The pigeon of peace  Our man in the saloon emerges from a doctrinal shoot-out alive... we think (Jan 2002)  
 
2001 
 
> Not praying, but sleeping  It was one of those prayer meetings where the church looks like a cross between a field hospital and an airport departure lounge... (Nov 2001)  
> Into the mystic  Our columnist experiences a "growling of the soul" and considers the joys (and a narrow escape from) the monastic life (Sept 2001)  
> And then we'll take over the world  The "yeastiness" of God's kingdom seems to be winning over a strategy of playing the numbers game (July 2001)  
> Mighty rivers of praise  What have 30 years and a thousand choruses taught us about the place of music in Christian worship? (May 2001)  
> Unoriginal sin  Lent "remains a wonderful spanner in the works of the world  a time for squaring up to sin's sad circus" (Mar 2001)  
> It's trad, dad  The Church of England's new prayer book, "Common Worship", gets a bumpy reception from the "don't move the pews" brigade (Jan 2001)  
 
2000 
 
> Quirk of art  Christianity and the arts make difficult bedfellows... but a new project is trying to make the experience a bit happier (Dec 2000) | 
             
           
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              | Strangely Warmed by Andrew Rumsey is now available as a book. | 
             
            
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              | Stephen Tomkins' regular column of tales of religious lunacy from the far reaches of the Net | 
             
            
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              | Mark Howe's regular rant about Internet culture | 
             
            
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              | Also by Stephen Tomkins... a regular round-up of the saints of yore who were one wafer short of a full communion | 
             
            
            
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