A WEEKLY WORD FROM THE REV. More worship positions If you've worked your way through last week's guide to the basics of bodily praise, why not try some of these more advanced alternatives? 6. The Please Sir May I Leave the Room A bit of individualism. For those whose commitment to worship transcends the bounds of congregational conformity, or who thought everyone else was going to stand up too. 7. The Messianic Ballet Eccentric, and probably confusing. Flounciness is all very well for a godly sister, but dressing up as Jesus is surely only appropriate for the brothers. Avoid. 8. The Traffic Stopper A big gesture for big praise. Says, "I bow in humble reverence and take up as much space as I can doing so." Or "I surrender", alternatively. 9. The Big Hand for the Lord As (8), but with genetically modified handsize for that extra exaltational megatude. 10. The Singlehanded Mother One for my baby and one for the Lord. Says, "I worship with whatever spirit has not been sucked out of me by my countless uncontrollable progeny." Wouldn't it be nice in these days to see a little more of this kind of multi-tasking from the brothers? 11. The Liturgical Ah, now we're talking. Enrobed and smokin'. Show the world your heart is on fire for the Lord. And if the incense you emit is as high grade as RGA Ministries Ol' Romanian, everyone around you can get high on the Spirit too. Amen? Hallelujah! Top | Past Harks | Rev. Gerald Home | SOF Home © Rev. Gerald Ambulance 2002